Any Major Dude will Tell you, I was made for lovin’ you.

MTE4MDAzNDEwNDExMDk1NTY2Tuesday, August 25th is the day Gene Simmons and Jeff Tweedy were born! To celebrate the birth of Kiss, and Wilco’s most iconic members, we areimages having a 25% off sale!

Come into PAT and tell the cashier who you’d rather Kiss. A sloppy, slobbery Simmons? Or a tight-lipped, tongue-y Tweedy? You decide, and you get 25% off your purchase!

Birthday Celebrations in Shakespearean Fashion

To celebrate the birth and death of Hamnet, the 11 year old son of the most prolific English playwright in history, we are giving all who are Will-ing, 25% off their entire purchase. Tuesday, August 11th, come in to PAT to receive said discount; all you have to do is figure out what Hamnet Shakespeare’s father’s first name was.

Shakespeare's_childrenWill it be Joe? Will it be Bob? Or perhaps it is William? You must decide!

The cashiers have been given the sacred task of giving you this discount, Will-ingly. But only if you can correctly answer the aforementioned query.


Happy Birthday Beatrix Potter!

We all loved Beatrix Potter’s iconic anthropomorphs as children. Right? To celebrate the sentience she gave so many woodland creatures, we are celebrating her birthday on Tuesday, July 28th!


Come in to PAT and let the cashier know who’s Anthropomorphism you are most likely attached to: Peter Rabbit, Squirrel Nutkin, Benjamin Bunny, Tiggy Winkle, Fierce Bad Rabbit, Miss Moppet, Tom Kitten, Jemima Puddle Duck, Flopsy Bunnies, Ginger and Pickles, Miss Tittlemouse, or Timmy Tiptoes.

If they decide you’ve been honest, you’ll earn 25% off your purchase!



Celebrate the Birth of Bergman, and Carvel!

July 14th is a momentous day for pretentious film nerds, and people with a predisposition for overly sweet Ice Cream cakes.


For that Tuesday we are celebrating Ingmar Bergman, and Tom Carvel’s Birthdays! Come in to PAT and tell the cashier what you prefer, Movies, or Ice Cream, and get 25% off!

This sale is sure to be a Summer Interlude to you Sweet mid-year vacation, so stop by PAT and get some schtuff, after all, we only have The Best Intentions….

Einstein says e=mc², also e=25% off

einstein1_7On June 30th, 1905, Albert Einstein published his brilliant theory of Special Relativity. To celebrate this breakthrough in Scientific theory, we are giving every customer 25% off their purchase! All you need to do is tell our beautiful cashiers who your most “Special Relative” is, and you’ve earned your self a string theory sponsored discount.